Then one day, he took his taking too far, When he Nair-ed the 1st mustache hair That graced Pubescent Paul`s face. You see the boy, once a babe, was approaching his glory days. He was the strongest among them. But all the town knew A boy`s 1st hair, must always stay. Because if plucked The absence Would send him, to a lesser fate. So now what could Paul possibly accomplish? With a lip as bald, as the day he first came? So tormented was Pubescent Paul, that upon discovering his missing hair, he ranted and raved. A slave to the ghost of what should've remained. In just three days he sent himself spiraling into the clutches of a much too early grave Oh and how the townsfolk were enraged! They`d loved Pubescent Paul since he moved to town in the third grade. Oh and how he`d been the most promising among them! They`d hoped he`d one day lead them to greatness They`d hoped to watch him grow old and wise With tears and forlorn leers, the townspeople mourned over round-after-round of beers And as the spirits in their cups clouded their sight And as the liquor in their bellies replaced their anguish with spite And with the ramifications of such a horror, distorted by what felt right The gentlest among them, gave voice to what all were thinking, When he said, "I think we oughta murder a man tonight." Oh and that sent everyone`s hearts a-thumpin Oh and that sent all their minds a-tumblin They`d be damned if that bastard, The Snatcher, lived to see another night.
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